Deep Ellum
Fair Park Big Tex Files Workers’ Comp Claim After 12th Triple-Digit Day
Citing heat exhaustion, chronic boot swelling and 74 years of a speaker yelling 'HOWDY, FOLKS' from his own chest, the State Fair's greeter wants paid leave.
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The City of Dallas has listed City Hall on Facebook Marketplace. We asked residents what they think.
Three Dallas residents, none of whom exist, react to the news.
“Is it still available? Asking for my brother-in-law, who has a truck.”
“Finally, something in Dallas I can afford, assuming I don't want plumbing.”
“I offered $40 and a Whataburger gift card. They said they'd think about it.”
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Issue 1 · The Christmas Edition
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- Downtown Garland Square Dec 1
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- Richardson Dec 1
- Deep Ellum & Downtown Dallas 2027
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Arlington Cowboys Fans Refuse to Leave Rio After Discovering It’s 25 Degrees Cooler Than Arlington
Hundreds of fans who flew to Brazil for the Ravens game have learned that Rio is 25 degrees cooler than Arlington, and they are not coming back.
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