Metroplex Voices
Every week, three Dallas residents react to the news. None of them exist.
The City of Dallas has listed City Hall on Facebook Marketplace. We asked residents what they think.
“Is it still available? Asking for my brother-in-law, who has a truck.”
“Finally, something in Dallas I can afford, assuming I don't want plumbing.”
“I offered $40 and a Whataburger gift card. They said they'd think about it.”
All people quoted in Metroplex Voices are made up. Any resemblance to your uncle is a coincidence.